Sazland

this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.

as you can see, human is calm.

jandlerbing:

i actually want to cry

jandlerbing:

i actually want to cry

Buying a punnet of grapes for 99p

Loses its beauty if all the grapes are consumed within 10 minutes

SLOW DOWN, YOU FIEND.

So this girl has been in a relationship with a guy for 4 years, and in that time has purposefully put on 7 stone.

That’s me.

Just how is this a good thing? He’s encouraging it, and she loves gaining weight.

I get that they’re happy and confident but there’s no denying that it’s unhealthy.

as much as i hate america’s justice system at least life means life over there. i just wish they wouldn’t give criminals an easy way out by killing them!

Exactly! 25 sex offenses calls for life. Tho I just read further down the article and it says his crimes only came to light when he was in his 80s.. so I guess they figured he wouldn’t live past 105, but even so - he got away with his crimes for nearly 50 years according to the article. Disgusting.

Simply Be: Fashion Without Limits

Except it isn’t without limits.

It sells sizes 14-32 in its clothes, therefore anybody smaller than a size 14 can’t get anything.

Baaaaaah. I doubt I’d like much from their site, but why say there’s no limits when clearly there is on the bottom end of the scale?

So I seem to be getting the silent treatment even though I can’t think of anything I’ve possibly done wrong?!

How the fuck does that work

Bashing out the Kelly Clarkson for revision today.

She’s got some good lyrics.